when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit
bucky barnes regains all his memories
he hunts down tony, jaw clenched and veins popping and everybody gets really worried until he starts screaming
WHERE IS MY FLYING CAR MOTHERFUCKER
"You hit like a girl," the strong female character says
"Stop being such a girl," the strong female character says
"Man up," the strong female character says
"Shut the fuck up," I whisper
#stop using my gender as an insult
When you take off his pants, say in a deep Batman voice “WHERE IS IT”
Doctor Who: Even if you’re an average person with an unexciting life, something fantastic will happen and you can challenge yourself.
Moffat Who: You gotta be hot and raised under magical circumstances so some day a megalomaniacal alien will notice you
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
parents: “u should be more active”
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shittyAlways reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people
bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES
DO YOU SEE
"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"
Jesus: Ah yes.
Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.
Jesus: What a shame.
moment of silence for all the star trek promos that look like awkward prom photos